See it in action
The grocery list that roasts you.
“Junk on the list before noon. Where's your damn discipline, kid?” — Grumpy Old Curmudgeon, one of ten narrator personas
Pick your narrator — from a grumpy grandpa to worse. Over a thousand pre-recorded lines. Add chips, get roasted. Add spinach, get praised.
Three harshness levels: Polite, Salty, and Filthy. The last one swears for real — that's on you.
Share any list with a 6-character code. No accounts, no sign-ups. Everyone sees changes live — and everyone hears the shame.
Items file themselves into Produce, Dairy, Frozen, and 16 more aisles automatically. Rename and reorder aisles to match your store.
The roast plays even when your phone is on silent. We're not sorry.
No accounts, no ads, no tracking. Your lists live on your device and in your own iCloud.